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The Tooth Fairy is, let me tell you all, a fucking cunt. Bitch chews at my mouth like a maggot in the dirt. It's driving me crazy, this toothache. I think I may kill my family, just to escape the pain.
Or, you know, buy some hookers and have me an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with the VAGANUS of some stank. Oh yeah, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tooth decay.
