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In a bid to be like all the other blogs out there, we here at the Emporium, have decided to bring you a random image, every so often, from our hard-drives (we have several computers on which we store uncountable amounts of porn). In the fairness of TOTAL FUCKING RANDOMNESS, not every single picture will be to your viewing pleasure.
We do not give a fuck.
And so, numero uno - FUCK PIGEONS.
All I'm saying is, I hate rats. And pigeons are like rats, but with wings and the annoying habit of shitting on your new jacket, in broad-fucking-daylight, while you're talking your way in to the cooch of some young, hot new City trader. I once swore a jihad on all the pigeons of the world. That's how much fuck pigeons.
