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There was a time, once, long ago, that man could buy himself a piece of strange for a fistful of dollars. That love would last long time. And now, now you got to seek the hidey spots of the lovely ladyboys of Saigon to get that stank on your hang-low (if you're like me, and/or me, on your hang-lo lo) and it'll cost you a few dollars more.
I knew a Thai hooker by the name of Miss Chixie-Dicks (fo' real) and she'd often suck me like a motherfucking hoover was attacking my schnoz and then she'd rub my back (!), and then she'd let me finger her with my thumbs and toes (toe fuck her? YES!) and this all came (har) for the princely sum of $9. Yeah, bitches, that's E-CON-A-ME. Now, I'm not saying everyone ought to fuck a hooker. Especially one that used to be a boy, now pretending to be a girl, but kind of badly failing at it. No. What I am saying, is, um, well, USE A CONDOM.
Also, if you're going to pay for it, make sure it comes (har har) with a few moneyback options. Like, if she doesn't let you tie her to an oven and pour hot milk down her back, then she ought not to be collecting your pay, savvy?
So, the point of this pointless entry is - ladyboys. Gods damn, where are they when you need to waste some milk?
